Sofia Vergara at the age of 19 and 42
Kairoom: Hotness+23
LordReekrus: Aged like the finest darn wine you ever tasted.
Only… You didn’t get to taste it. You got to look through the window of the fine dining restaurant serving it that you can’t even get past the Maitre d’ to catch a whiff of it at the next table over. Best you’ll get is to hear the annoying sound it makes when the cork is pulled as you sit there staring through the glass like a drooling idiot not giving a f about its annoying noises
MastaGrower: The little baby cheeses’…
goofball_jones: She’s obviously a vampire.
